- Car is gone
- Yamaha drums, one of my Takamines, and my Riverhead "Squid" bass are in New Jersey
- S*die has my electric drums
- Meghan gots my Washburn AB-20 acoustic-electric bass
- I just "lent" my mint-condition Ibanez Artstar 120 semi-hollowbody to D*lphine.
All I have left in the guitar department is my cheap Peavey Strat-copy, my other Takamine, my Spector bass, and my mini Taylor, which I've named "Motel Kamzoil" (sorry, inside joke for theater geeks (think Fiddler on the Roof, trust me, it's funny)).
And now? I've got a spankin' brand new this.
We haven't got the man (mazel tov, mazel tov)
We had when we began (mazel tov, mazel tov)
But since your grandma came, she'll marry what's-his-name -
The tailor Motel Kamzoil
