Isn't there a new federal ban on spam? Why am I getting more junk email than I got before? Or is it a ban on Spam, the fake meat in a can that Hawai'ians like enough to use in everything from sushi to milkshakes. At least the telemarketing ban seems to be panning out.

Pan ban on canned Spam
Irate fans of Spam can't stand
Mostly Hawai'ian