mail call!
The Netflix madness begins. This is not going to be pretty.

I got an envelope from my parents. Assuming it contained a check, I put it aside. When I went back to it, I opened it up, and there were three pictures from my last visit. No check. I carefully looked between each picture, no check. I took apart the envelope which had been folded over and taped to perfectly fit the pictures. No check. Well, I found this very disturbing. How do they expect to maintain my love if they're not sending me checks?!! Am I supposed to visit them when they're not sending me checks?!!

I'm actually impressed and very proud of them for not sending a check.